I got two for you all this week….
Now, this is breaking my rule of posting videos on behalf of the little man tryin’ to make a come-up through YouTube, but the opportunity to clown Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant AKA Mamba is just too enticing. First, I don’t want anyone to roll up on me and say: “D B this video is hot fiya Kobe jumped over an Aston Martin going at least 30mph.” Let’s not even get into the whether this video is real or not, obviously it isn’t but some of you still probably check your closets for the boogeyman so I ain’t got the kinda time necessary to argue with you. So let’s go with the fact that of all Kobe’s ‘friends’ (and don’t get it twisted Kobe ain’t got no friends) this fool had to pay off Ronny Turiaf to be in the video. Ronny T got no intensity in this video, his ‘boy’ just jumped over a moving Aston Martin and all Kobe got was the same chest bump they give each other for first quarter and 1’s. This cat Turiaf was there solely to get enough loot to upgrade his rims, he don’t like Kobe, he was just the only cat on the Lakers that could tolerate him long enough to get a couple g’s.
Now, let’s imagine this video involved Pacman Jones jumping over cars and he brings his boys out to be the hype men and we all know Pacman Jones got real friends. I mean these fools shot up a strip club to recover Pacman’s loot after HE made it rain. You think Pacman is gettin’ just a chest bump after jumpin’ over cars, hell no, they pullin’ semi-autos and rainin’ shots in the streets, the camera man is catchin’ stray bullets and folks are jumpin’ around like skerrit bwoy (damn that skerrit bwoy reference is too funny now I gotta post a third video).
ROFLMAO, that cat is soooooo wild. Needless to say a Pacman Jones jumps Aston Martin video is five fiya balls easily and probably shuts down the YouTube servers, but the only redeeming thing about this Kobe video is that it’s a unique marketing technique.
And the response to Kobe’s video from Kenny ‘the Jet’ Smith on the best studio show in these streets…
These cats are FOOLS. That video is so ignant, with Kenny puttin’ the shoes on the wrong foot and the kicks just marinating in the street. Only on TNT, too funny. But there was an unintentional comedic effect of this clip and its Kobe’s over the top attempts to fit in with the ‘Inside the NBA’ crew. You hear Kobe in the background with those hard Hillary Clintonesque cackles and repeated tryin’ to fit-in phrases that no one was paying attention to. And why the hell is Kobe talkin’ during the clip!!? These are my favorite Kobe quotes that no one on the set responds to:
“Smooth very Smooth”
“Ahhhh Man, Ahhh Man”
“My guess is you not gonna be sellin’ any of those shoes”
“Ahhh Man, Ahhh Man”
“jet you have no hops brother”
I can’t give this video 5 fiya balls simply cuz it’s studio produced, but it is HIGH COMEDY intentionally and unintentionally which is really what YouTube is all about.
Needless to say, this Deron Williams needs to get Kobe in the next round though that ain’t gonna happen. I can hate on the cats personality but can’t hate on his game, these Lakers gonna win these Finals.
