Wile E lesson for the ladies….Round 1, Fight!
A send off can easily be defined as a person, place, or thing that leads you to believe certain expectations should be met, yet for whatever crazy reason, it is the complete opposite. Here’s a prime example of a send-off….
You know that girl that I met on Thursday, the one that was borderline sweating me? The one that I almost fumbled because I got too cocky and wanted to make sure I didn’t cash out my chips without surveying the rest of the chicas at the spot? Yeah, this one pulled the classic send-off move, turning the tables on a thirsty dude.
Upon getting her number, her words to me were as follows:
“Make sure you give me a call. I’d definitely love to hang out.”
So naturally, the next day, I give her a call to see what she and her girls were up to for the evening. I tried to make it as non-threatening as possible in my eventual voicemail, by referring to getting her friends to come out as well. This demographic of woman has a tendency to be kinda scary when they aren’t inebriated and what not, so I treaded lightly.
To my surprise, no call back.
Ok, cool, no problem. It was a thirsty move to call the next day, but I was trying to strike while the iron was hot. I give it a couple more days, being today (Tuesday), and I send a text seeing what she was up to this weekend to hang out. I get a text message reply stating
Bad timing, I hope you understand. Take care.
As Flavor Flave would say, “Woooooooooooooooooooow”. I got dismissed like I was sitting at the boardroom with Donald Trump. Am I a little salty? Hellmufuckinyeah, but hilarious nonetheless, because I get to write a blog post about it. She was cute joe!
Lesson number 1 to the ladies,
Don’t hold down a brother all night dancing, and grabbing me up, when you aint serious.
I have no choice to be extra aggressive the next time my feet hit these streets. Will I monopolize my time with the same woman again? Nope! Will I probably act more on the one-nite expectation? Hell yeah. Friday’s a coming and believe me, the send off will fuel my hunger this week. Stay thirsty my friends.
April 16, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Well, she’s ruined it for all of us! I understand your ‘wrath’.
One once said –
‘If a man talks bad about women, it usually means he was burned by one woman.’
The opposite is true. We punish you when the previous man DIDN’T call, was on some bullshit, found out we were part of a harem, etc. It just keeps going ’round and ’round. It’ll get better (when both parties have suffered from ‘bullshit fatigue’).
I would tell you that women all are not like that (think sincere, the one who scares you ’cause you may ‘catch feelings’, eager, thirsty), but I know you don’t want to hear that bowwwwlshit right now. So, in the meantime, carry on.
And, what does this mean:
This demographic of woman has a tendency to be kinda scary when they aren’t inebriated and what not, so I treaded lightly.
April 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm
One more thing, Wile E:
If Mzzz. Take Care should surface (women usually do after a deafening silence), make sure you hit her with a ‘Good Day’ send off. Just sayin’…. That’ll learn her.
April 16, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I’d recommend that if she should get back at you…..you act like the send-off never happen, then once you’re satisfied with the level of interaction between the two of you, you re-deliver the take care…
April 16, 2008 at 10:51 pm
“if you ain’t gettin’ sent-off you ain’t hollerin’ enough”
–DB Cooper